Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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