Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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