omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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