I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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