Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
operation have a gay friend backfired
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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