shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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