hotel room ftw
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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