oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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