yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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