If i come over, it means nothing
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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