Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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