She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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