Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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