yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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