i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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