why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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