yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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