ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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