My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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