On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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