I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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