Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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