maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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