I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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