I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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