at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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