I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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