I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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