hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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