Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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