I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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