Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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