Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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