If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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