if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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