Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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