The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
