do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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