You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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