And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
