Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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