my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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