That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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