I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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