I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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