im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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