i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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