Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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