My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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