the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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