you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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