my vag is so smooth its legendary
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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